yeah take that, rest of the world. who’s got the tightest most cutting edge brand of all time now? Major League Soccer, that’s who. we’ve got an unexpected line extension AND an oddly placed trademark symbol. suck our collective dick as a nation.
1. Basic Naked Human Adonis
2. Independent Scotland
3. Giant Beer Filled Penis Man
4. Athlete Douche w/ Innuendo
5. Rubix Cube Groin/Obvious Virgin
6. Sort-of-Confused Construction Worker w/ Jackhammer Penis
the first article tries to say that only “some” witnesses saw Michael Brown too far away from Wilson to struggle and tries to present the story as if there isn’t enough evidence to be sure one way or the other, just fyi.
Am I the only one who’s seeing the whole article blanked out or….?